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Wow, this story is making me sick to my stomach: The Emperor’s New Hump. Apparently, Bush did indeed wear an electronic cheating device under his suit back during the presidential debates. Not only that, the NY Times did a huge investigative story on it that was killed by an editor at the last moment (like I always say, liberal media my ass). Remember, folks, it’s only a conspiracy theory until it’s proven true.

Speaking of the rich, white, privileged oppressor, here’s a dialogue from a stop in Nebraska this past weekend:

MS. MORNIN: That’s good, because I work three jobs and I feel like I contribute.

THE PRESIDENT: You work three jobs?

MS. MORNIN: Three jobs, yes.

THE PRESIDENT: Uniquely American, isn’t it? I mean, that is fantastic that you’re doing that. (Applause.) Get any sleep? (Laughter.)

Someone needs to haul off and deck him one of these days; I’m just waiting.

2 Comments »

  1. griese said,

    February 10, 2005 @ 1:14 am

    Just speculation.

    That’s it. Too many prejudices.

    I’m die-hard against Bush as well but that article is as long nonsense until it’s *proven* true.

    Nice page, by the way.

  2. leblanc said,

    February 10, 2005 @ 6:23 pm

    interesting piece. i can’t say one way or the other whether it’s true or not. all speculation, i agree. at the time i assumed it was the effect of some sort of body armor, b/c i assume that during the debate the president would be wearing some.

    re: the three jobs comment: that is sincerely cold. fantastic? fuck him.

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