Strangechord

so I will make this blog incredibly gramatically incorrect.

Hi! I havent seen you in soooooo long! do you ever wonder if you really truly ever even see yourself?

my skin is falling off. I am serious, it is truly terrible. apparently I have an allergy to wheat (you know breads, pastas, muffins, donuts, CAKE…all the good stuff) and it makes the skin of my hands break out into a red itchy eczema rash. And here I am trying to be a waitress. Like, hi, heres your teriyaki beef, please ignore the oozing leprosy! and to boot my eyes have been puffing up like balloons and I have looked like someone did the Roger Rabbit on my face.

FORTUNATELY, the eye thing has subsided now. The hands are itchy but manageable.I found out about this great eating plan, told to me by the guy I just had sex with last night. you may have heard of it, there is a book about it called Fit for Life. It talks a lot about colon cleansing (lol), but really, if you have any kind of food allergies, or eve if you just feel ick sometimes this is a great plan. I have so much energy right now and I have been doing this for only 3 days. The trick is, eat only fruit in the morning. At least until noon. just pig out on fresh fruit. The human body, since the cavemen, has been perfectly adapted to digest fruit. it is like the perfect food. then afternoon eat as many raw veggies as you can find. when you are hungry, have a meal but NEVER mix STARCH and PROTEIN together in one meal. it takes too much energy for the body to digest all of this. it will actually make you feel heavy and dull your mind. try this for a week and see what I mean.

So, anyway, I am good. alive. here is my new favorite joke





Two guys walk into a bar.





One leaves.













-thankyou Jesus

Kari-Ann